The Adventures Of Nemo And Jesus and Max In Sicily

Hello! I should probably introduce myself, and what I'm doing here. I’ll tell you the story. My name is Max. Jesus wanted to take a quick break from writing after a recent (and quite tiring) adventure, so he asked Nemo, buuuuuuuuttttttttt, (I'm gonna touch it!) he was too lazy. But, in a miracle that slapped darkness and dooms's faces, they met me (and my family) at some ruins. Here's a picture of when we met.

Oh, I should probably talk about my family. The guy in the purple/blue is my brother, Elijah. (No joke, Jesus.) He's a cool, nice dude that's good at climbing. Did I mention he's my brother? Then we have the person you probably know from the blog, but she's actually my grandma. She's a funny, nice, creative person. Then there's the tall, shaved-bearded one I haven't talked about. That's my dad. He's awesome. If you're wondering who I am, I'm the kid in the green hoodie. As you know from the picture, I wear glasses. Though he isn't in my picture here, my grandpa is the fabled "Chris" from the blog.

So, we explored and got some cool pictures by climbing.

Then we went into a bunch of tunnels. We saw a lot of darkness and stones... your usual ruin-type stuff.   Then a lot of stuff happened. We got in trouble at the ruins. It's sort of this crime problem I have... it's not worth talking about. So, we kinda, sorta, maybe got thrown in jail. We got some pictures, though! (I'm surprised they threw Jesus in jail. Or Nemo, for that matter.)

  (oh, that’s my grandpa. He’s a funny, nice cool dude.)

Anyways, we managed to escape through a completely wild and hilarious way that someone should tell you about or write about. But, unfortunately, no one can. Also unfortunate, Jesus and Nemo were left behind.

When we got them out of THAT mess we went to explore some more tunnels. We then saw a place that was really overgrown. I'll show you the picture we took from there.

We then went to a park that was full of inventions made by a great inventor named Archimedes. There was a bunch of catapults and weapons. Jesus was mainly interested in the levers, while Nemo was interested in a thing that moved water from one place to another using a screw. Everyone seemed to like the battering ram, though.

Then we went to................. THE CATACOMBS(OOH SO SPOOKY)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, seriously, I was terrified. Funnily enough, I never saw any mummies. Unfortunately, Nemo and Jesus had to stay in the bag. It was cool. There were a lot of inscriptions. But it was mainly just rocks and darkness, your usual catacomb-like stuff. I got a cool picture right outside the catacombs, though.

Also, random note here, I'm thinking of making a "Nemo and Jesus Official Theme Song".

We then stopped for a bite to eat. Why we eat bites, I don't know. We had pizza, and it was good. Jesus got us it on the house (he's good at getting free stuff) and we went off to our next destination; a Leonardo Da Vinci museum.

The museum was downright awesome. It had a bunch of machines and mechanisms, some able to be used, some not. They were all made by Leonardo. Nemo and Jesus were interested in a certain machine, but they couldn't get it to work. They liked the bridge. I don’t know why. Then we went to the main plaza and did other things that weren't as important. But this happened! And something funny is that we went into a church with Jesus, but Nemo didn’t want to come. Huh. We didn’t get any pictures, though. Then we got Gelato and went home to rest. And Jesus asked me a question, after establishing that he trusted me with very important matters.

And now I’m here.

So that’s why I wrote. I figured this could be its own blog post. Hope you enjoyed it.

Well… bye.